Ok, so here goes...Let me ask you a question?  You're gorgeous, yes you are...and I mean this.  Your mother told you so, so did your Aunt Eleanor. She said you look like Gina Lolabrigida.  When you get up in the morning, do your thing, put your makeup on, you're having a great hair day...You know what, you do look like her.  
All your friends are miserable cause they got no man!!!!  Why?  Well, lets save that discussion for like.....never.  Who cares.  We only care about us.  So, here we go.  Sign up for the dating site.  POF, match, e harmony..you choose.  We take 4,000 pictures, we get the hair and makeup done, we pose, we smile, we pucker up, we squeeze our boobs together, we do more than a frigin Victorias Secret model does at a photo shoot.  Get the girlfriend, upload the pictures, photshop, redo, scream, smile, and finally decide on the 3 most beautiful pictures this side of a Renoir painting.
OK...we post the pictures..OMG...and wait...and wait...
Cell phone alert..3 new messages from POF...Barney Two shoes wants to meet you...Charlestrashface has added you as a favorite!!!!
 VinnytheGreek says Hi...Oh My God, someone likes me:)