I cannot get over the hair...but wait, theres more...Remember when Frank Sinatra was on his way out....the toupee..omg..Richards hair was that toupee.  Shaved sides up to his frigin eyes. real short bangs. OMG..I don't know what the hell was happening.  The room was spinning.  Was like he put a damn bowl on his head and just buzzed.  So, I'm just besides myself.  But I really, really want to like Richard.  He was so smart, so nice(Hmph) I thought, so sexy(LOL), I thought.  What a dope I am.
So, the hair has really messed me up.  I try so hard to ignore, as we begin to order shrimp, clams, wine, calamari...nice.  He starts fooling around with the waitress with some corny ass jokes, that were so embarrasing, and busts out laughing.  What the fuck is that????? The laugh was the lady in the fun house at Playland.  A high pitched girlie outburst followed by a snort.  This cannot be right, its just so wrong on every level.
OK....I'm am going to eat every thing on this menu as revenge, and drink champagne till I drop.  I'll show him.
Now, the sunglasses come off.  Ummm, you do not have a lazy eye...No, you do not!!!! Yup, he did.  I didn't know where to look.  Which eye am I looking at ?  He puts regular glasses on now.  With a magnifying lens on the lazy eye...So, now the LAZY EYE, is magnified 5x.  Holy Shit!!!Where's the heroin???