I cannot get over the hair...but wait, theres more...Remember when Frank Sinatra was on his way out....the toupee..omg..Richards hair was that toupee.  Shaved sides up to his frigin eyes. real short bangs. OMG..I don't know what the hell was happening.  The room was spinning.  Was like he put a damn bowl on his head and just buzzed.  So, I'm just besides myself.  But I really, really want to like Richard.  He was so smart, so nice(Hmph) I thought, so sexy(LOL), I thought.  What a dope I am.
So, the hair has really messed me up.  I try so hard to ignore, as we begin to order shrimp, clams, wine, calamari...nice.  He starts fooling around with the waitress with some corny ass jokes, that were so embarrasing, and busts out laughing.  What the fuck is that????? The laugh was the lady in the fun house at Playland.  A high pitched girlie outburst followed by a snort.  This cannot be right, its just so wrong on every level.
OK....I'm am going to eat every thing on this menu as revenge, and drink champagne till I drop.  I'll show him.
Now, the sunglasses come off.  Ummm, you do not have a lazy eye...No, you do not!!!! Yup, he did.  I didn't know where to look.  Which eye am I looking at ?  He puts regular glasses on now.  With a magnifying lens on the lazy eye...So, now the LAZY EYE, is magnified 5x.  Holy Shit!!!Where's the heroin???

It didn't work for Frank Sinatra either

OK, I don't know bout you, but I am a stickler for appearance. Maybe you call me shallow.  Well, maybe I am...or maybe, just maybe I expect you to show up human.  Let me embellish......
POF...Richard, graphic designer, lives in Weschester, has a graduate degree...wants to meet you. 
I'm stoked.  I answer.  Yes, lets talk!!!!
His photos are um...questionable now that I think of it.  I always am attracted to a very weathered , masculine face.  Richard had one in his pictures.  However, he did have a baseball cap on(atheltic?), and he was looking down at his blackberry in his photo...but looking good.
We talk on the phone several times, and its starting to get sexy..OOOOHHH, I like this.  HAH!  He wants to meet me Thursday for dinner.  Houstons, 5:00pm..I'm there, looking oh so sweet.  So seweet that while I'm waiting in the restaurnt, another dude is there asking me if Im Katherine.  NOOO, I'm not.  Who the hell are you?  Oh, I'm Rob, waiting for a blind date from POF...YIKES!  Starting to feel like I'm in dating hell, lol.
No, I'm not Katherine.   He starts talking, and after 4 mins. asks me to meet  him for dinner tomorrow. 
WHAT????? WHAT ABOUT KATHERINE????  "Who cares about her, i want to take you out". Ich, I am disgusted by you...go away you freak.
Well, its 5:15.  No Richard.  I'm outta there.  I ask the waitress for a table, I've been stood up.  I still have to eat.
She shows me to a table.  5 mins. later, she's walking towards me with a man, or a bull, I couldn't tell.  Didn't have my glasses on.  She says"This is Barbara" to him...OMG!!!! You're Richard?????  Hi, Babs, how the hell are ya?  and proceeds to take my hand with his hoof and kiss it.  This is unbelievable.  Its supernatural...its fucking whack!!!
He looks absolutely nothing like the pictures, and he's wearing sunglasses in a very dark restaurant.  I'm scared.  He doesn't have the hat on, and the color of his hair has shocked me into anorexia.  I can't even swallow my water.  I don't know bout you, but dyed auburn hair on a guy has got to be as bad as hillbilly teeth.