Saturday, July 21, 2012

Ode to the assholes

How does one deal with all this shit?  I don't know, I really dont.  I have talked to so many girls, women, lesbians, and some very questionable females to try and find an answer.....everyone has a different slant.
I personally haven't had any bad luck on these dating websites.  I have, however, been shocked by the behaviour of some of the dates.  Why do you say you're looking for a long term relationship?  When you really just want a blow job?  Maybe its a long term blow job?  thats what you should say then.  Dont you guys realize that most of us chicks believe what you write. We never give up hope, even when you show up talking about how attracted you are to blondes, when here we are...brunette!! WTF?  how dare you!  I say how dare you, because you, my friend aren't even good looking, or nice. 

I really wish you guys would get it...You're 58 years old...you're alone...you're on a dating site, for Christs sake.  What are you waiting for?  You have something good...pretty...intelligent...moral...

Could that be the mistake we make?  Are you not looking for that???  That should be ok, then...just let us know!!!  Communicate!
I know when you don't call...you're just not into me...I got that!  Why are you still looking at my photos then?  get lost! I believe you should not have your cake and eat it!  I think you need to go away...far away...and find the girl of your dreams, or nightmares!  Leave us alone.  We are sad about this.  Its not cool to keep fucking with us, especially when we liked you.  There was a possibility...we were willing to wait and find out. 
So, please, girls.....I ask you to stop wasting your time and dreams on the assholes.  If you go out and he doesn't call you...bye!  He's just not into you...and don't call him...Look at it as dodging a really bad bullet.  Its never gonna be good.  Don't try to breath life into it.  Let it go.  Keep your dignity, and save it for the ONE...He is out there, I know he is.  And honey, You DESERVE it!!